religious poetry

[Brownlie]

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The religious, on some other sites,
write little crappy lines.
If I were that guy named Jesus
I’d slap them dumb and blind.
Evidently the muses
won’t work for poor JC.
if poetry were football,
he’s only got JV.
His followers are ignorant,
not to mention talent-less,
Instead of saving souls,
he should boot them in the ass.
I hear some rode their camels,
following a star,
I think I’d try to lose them,
they’re bad for his PR.
If beggars could be choosers,
I’d choose the brighter few,
Then when they write him poems,
--He could say—
They do know what they do!


-Erthona

Paradise lost... Though some of his attempts at harsh protestant verses can be argued as failed attempts