Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

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Rule 5 rules.

5. If miscalculation, confusion, lapse in judgment, good intentions, ill temper,
addled thinking, or self-deception lead to snarl; don't try to communicate,
don't try to resolve: Just write something (e.g. lists of various vegetables
or something about dog diapers) and keep moving.

Irishman dead on the rocks
tried to kiss her Gand Tetons
instead of the Blarney Stone

blarney runs rampant
best to steal a kiss
and run