My roommate smells

[newsclippings]

Be patient. I just updated it.

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I'll never look at a Twitter again. Three famous people within the last few months have quoted from my letters and carried on witty conversations about me with their famous and unfamous followers, without using my name. They could at least use my name.

that's like asking someone to kiss you while giving you a good ass fucking...it seldom ever happens.

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I already tweeted it for her.

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I already have five replies. newsclippings, do you have a photo of what it looks like to be hungry?

It looks a lot like this

was that pic taken in the toilet, you look like you're straining

Bilbo that may be what I look like when I see my turd in the toilet