So I made a Twitter account about it. https://twitter.com/Fuzsac

You are an artist to the core

I'm glad you responded. I was afraid I smelled.

Well, I didn't like to say...

As if that would make you stand out in this crowd

Most writers could benefit from a wash and some new clothes. And perhaps a little less bourbon (but not all of it since alcohol and fatigue enable creativity).

Writers have no money left over for luxuries like hygiene. Alcohol is, of course, an essential.

Too funny! I like.

I'll never look at a Twitter again. Three famous people within the last few months have quoted from my letters and carried on witty conversations about me with their famous and unfamous followers, without using my name. They could at least use my name.

So don't look at their twitter accounts?

That's what I just said. "I'll never look at a Twitter again." You can't have private conversations these days since people have Twitter Syndrome.

Back on topic:

Normally I would say stop sniffing your flat mates but in this case I assume it is your inspiration?

It is where I funnel all my anger, yes. But his room emanates a smell into the kitchen, so it can't be avoided.

Is it his smell that helps him pick up lesbians?

(01-26-2014, 01:29 AM)newsclippings Wrote:  It is where I funnel all my anger, yes. But his room emanates a smell into the kitchen, so it can't be avoided.

Ah, like sauteeing onions and fish. You know people need to eat but would prefer it if their diet was restricted to cinamon buns.

I'm convinced he's actually been forced to be asexual by his own device, due to his alarmingly smelly habits.

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(01-26-2014, 01:31 AM)rowens Wrote:  Is it his smell that helps him pick up lesbians?

That's another roommate.

Maybe lesbians can still be affected by such a smog of pheromones.

(01-26-2014, 01:36 AM)newsclippings Wrote:  I'm convinced he's actually been forced to be asexual by his own device, due to his alarmingly smelly habits.

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(01-26-2014, 01:31 AM)rowens Wrote:  Is it his smell that helps him pick up lesbians?

That's another roommate.

All the foul smells and lesbian sex give the image of a regular den of iniquity.

You can get high on a lesbian's underarm hair, you know?

(01-26-2014, 01:39 AM)milo Wrote:  

(01-26-2014, 01:36 AM)newsclippings Wrote:  I'm convinced he's actually been forced to be asexual by his own device, due to his alarmingly smelly habits.

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(01-26-2014, 01:31 AM)rowens Wrote:  Is it his smell that helps him pick up lesbians?

That's another roommate.

All the foul smells and lesbian sex give the image of a regular den of iniquity.

I clean the apartment quite compulsively. Last week I cleaned the dirty one's bathroom and bought him *soap*... you know, to wash his hands after he uses them to wipe his asshole.

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(01-26-2014, 01:43 AM)rowens Wrote:  You can get high on a lesbian's underarm hair, you know?

I am both intrigued and nauseated.

The only way I can get a girl to come home with me is if I've spent weeks convincing her I'm gay, and the only way a girl can get me to go home with her is if I think she's a lesbian.

By the way, lesbian underarm hair is what they use in Axe Deodorant.