halloween poems

[billy]

mary was a little vamp
who also had a ghost
and every time that mary came
the ghost was sure to go



it's funny enough liked the 4th verse the best. i also liked it was from a mums perspective, (this isn't crit by the way, just saying )

put your funny halloween poetry in this thread.

Not so sure about "funny", but I wrote one to contribute to your thread. Happy Hallow's Eve!

Mom's Halloween


It's Hallow's Eve, but I don't care.
I wish it'd go away.
I spent a hundred bucks on costumes
for the kids to wear one day!

Now they're asking for a pumpkin.
Not just one. I must get four!
They are much too young to carve them.
Wanna guess who'll have that chore?

I know what will come tomorrow.
"Is it time to dress up yet?",
every hour they will question me,
on edge and all upset.

The newsman said high chance for rain,
confirming what I dread.
They will all be high on sugar,
soaking wet, resisting bed.

Halloween is not a mother's day.
It's stressful, Ill admit.
If I didn't love those brats so much,
I guarantee I'd quit!

-Jenn

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not so nice sonnet

I sucked her chewy entrails through the bed.

was excellent, did you mean scratch?

put your funny halloween poetry in this thread.

This isn't funny, really, but it is the only Halloween poem i wrote and i don't foresee my writing another any time soon:

The Bogeyman

Your closet is my favorite place to stay -
it's snug and warm and I don't like the light.
When darkness comes I know you'll want to play
our little games. I think that I just might
scritch a dead monkey's paw across the door,
then slowly drag my nails along the wall
or maybe shamble-creak across the floor
so you can see my hunchback shadow crawl.

Do you remember Sarah from uptown;
don't waste your shaky whimper for the dead.
Hunkering next to her laundry mound
I sucked her chewy entrails through the bed.

But I'm still hungry for a little treat -
the tender lobes from your two dangling feet.

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great to see new guys take part :J:

My first Halloween poem for 2013.

Deep Lore of Candy -

The Deep Lore of Candy,
Though it might seem a trend.
Is a big book of spells,
That surely come to no end.

It seems wrong to others,
But the U.S stands near.
The Deep Lore of Candy,
Is what makes our hearts swell.

We stuff our kids with candy,
So they'll stand a chance.
We tell them odd stories of fiction,
To keep them at ease.

The Deep Lore of Candy,
Is certainly no tale.
Collect all the candy on Halloween,
And you might get some Brandy.