halloween poems

[tigrflye]

put your funny halloween poetry in this thread.

Not so sure about "funny", but I wrote one to contribute to your thread. Happy Hallow's Eve!

Mom's Halloween


It's Hallow's Eve, but I don't care.
I wish it'd go away.
I spent a hundred bucks on costumes
for the kids to wear one day!

Now they're asking for a pumpkin.
Not just one. I must get four!
They are much too young to carve them.
Wanna guess who'll have that chore?

I know what will come tomorrow.
"Is it time to dress up yet?",
every hour they will question me,
on edge and all upset.

The newsman said high chance for rain,
confirming what I dread.
They will all be high on sugar,
soaking wet, resisting bed.

Halloween is not a mother's day.
It's stressful, Ill admit.
If I didn't love those brats so much,
I guarantee I'd quit!

-Jenn