10-17-2013, 02:13 PM
mermaids are all gone
hairless apes disturb our seas
heed the last of the sirens plea
The sea held a mermaid named Myrtle,
Who was not inconceivably fertile.
She made love to a turtle, which was quite a hurdle;
What worked was a siren-like girdle.
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions