Cheap hotel shower

[Keith]

That’s a bit small
hairy plug hole
head won’t stay up
and ouch too hot
fffreezing flipping cold
grotty curtain
stuck to my arse
bang my elbow
then my knee
slows to a dribble
ahhh Jesus Christ
takes the skin of my back
adjuster is stuck
nozzle falls off
lands on my toe
shit shit shit
nearly slip
can’t turn it off
floors awash
no shampoo
soaps on a rope
water so hard
can’t get a lather
ask myself
why did I bother
now where’s the towel !!!