07-14-2013, 08:22 AM
Today is Going to Be Epic!
They call me Wilford Brimley
I am a sower of great instant oats
In a litany I’ll list these flavors
As they exist as warriors of ancient tales
That still dress us to this day.
Old Fashioned was an elder lady
Begging for the garnishes that should
Adorn a beauty of another age
I’ll slice my sugared apricots that have been
Dried but still retain their sugars and sprinkle them
Atop a piping bowl of Quaker Oats Old Fashioned.
But these old fashioned oats are of a legacy that passed
Many eons ago now we have a new breed of instant oats
That line like great warriors to battle out the war of flavors.
Apple pairs with tangy cinnamon in a divine array that beguiles
Buds of flavors that grow under this apple cinnamon flavor of these instant oats.
And of course there is the battalions of fruit and creams.
Strawberries, peaches, blueberries, and the most overlooked of them all the ripe banana.
These fruits are multifarious in their many flavors that may dance upon the palette
But each is worthy of the creed of Quaker Instant Oats.
If you’ve lived to see the fruit of Bacchus age without the aid of Dionysus
You may taste the raisin, Date, and Walnut flavor. It is an aged and worthy taste that many have not seen in common mercantile place.
For many years the Maple and Brown Sugar reigned supreme amidst the clout of many ancient heraldries but now is a spring-time ripe with budding new flavors that may replace the old.
There is the honey bun divined from the hives of bees with great fleets of suicidal warriors who would sacrifice their hearts to save this honeyed flavor.
But none rivals the taste of cinnamon bun which sits as a lord of oats outranking all his fellows the cinnamon bun is truly the essence of what oats can be in this new and promising age.
You’ve dreamed of melding health and flavor since you knew the flavors that can grace life.
If cinnamon bun was once a holy vicar the position has been filled by chocolate chip, which takes forbidden fruit and turns it to a healthy delicacy. Dappled be oats by chocolate flakes
Sweeter be they than chocolate cakes that adorn the halls of confectionary establishments that take the sweet of cacao from the bitter flavors that had previously resided there.
90 seconds cook these hot piping bowls of bliss, buy them now surely nothing is so right to do as eating Quaker Instant Oats....
Yeah I am that fucking bored!
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Yeah Baby!
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The Age of Modern Cinema has reached its Zenith!
They call me Wilford Brimley
I am a sower of great instant oats
In a litany I’ll list these flavors
As they exist as warriors of ancient tales
That still dress us to this day.
Old Fashioned was an elder lady
Begging for the garnishes that should
Adorn a beauty of another age
I’ll slice my sugared apricots that have been
Dried but still retain their sugars and sprinkle them
Atop a piping bowl of Quaker Oats Old Fashioned.
But these old fashioned oats are of a legacy that passed
Many eons ago now we have a new breed of instant oats
That line like great warriors to battle out the war of flavors.
Apple pairs with tangy cinnamon in a divine array that beguiles
Buds of flavors that grow under this apple cinnamon flavor of these instant oats.
And of course there is the battalions of fruit and creams.
Strawberries, peaches, blueberries, and the most overlooked of them all the ripe banana.
These fruits are multifarious in their many flavors that may dance upon the palette
But each is worthy of the creed of Quaker Instant Oats.
If you’ve lived to see the fruit of Bacchus age without the aid of Dionysus
You may taste the raisin, Date, and Walnut flavor. It is an aged and worthy taste that many have not seen in common mercantile place.
For many years the Maple and Brown Sugar reigned supreme amidst the clout of many ancient heraldries but now is a spring-time ripe with budding new flavors that may replace the old.
There is the honey bun divined from the hives of bees with great fleets of suicidal warriors who would sacrifice their hearts to save this honeyed flavor.
But none rivals the taste of cinnamon bun which sits as a lord of oats outranking all his fellows the cinnamon bun is truly the essence of what oats can be in this new and promising age.
You’ve dreamed of melding health and flavor since you knew the flavors that can grace life.
If cinnamon bun was once a holy vicar the position has been filled by chocolate chip, which takes forbidden fruit and turns it to a healthy delicacy. Dappled be oats by chocolate flakes
Sweeter be they than chocolate cakes that adorn the halls of confectionary establishments that take the sweet of cacao from the bitter flavors that had previously resided there.
90 seconds cook these hot piping bowls of bliss, buy them now surely nothing is so right to do as eating Quaker Instant Oats....
Yeah I am that fucking bored!
Yeah Baby! The Age of Modern Cinema has reached its Zenith!