My cat (a doggerel)

[serge gurkski]

they are bastards! ;-) they simply need sparring.
From a formal perspective I find no nits.
I only stumbled over "pharaohs" in the last line (is the second syllable pronounced as a diphthong carrying one accent on the first vowel in English, because in German it is: phAr-a-Oh-nen "pharaohs").
Is pharaohs pronounced like farrows?
cheers
serge

Fair - ohs

Thank you, and you are so right about fish breath.