I Lay

[milo]

This happend just the other day
my lover lay upon the lawn
she sang a lay of lustrous prawn
that lie upon the ocean bed
then asked of lovers I have had.

I laid this lie upon her lips
"I laid the maid just for her hips
I've lain with farmers while they're reaping,
laid all seven lords 'a leaping.
Come evening time when I lie down
I'll probably lay a circus clown"

So since that day, her grammar's fey
she always conjugates 'to lay'.