Erthona, Erthona.....a hook

[tectak]

Erthona, Erthona are you a gonna’
or are you reviving your muse?
Erthona, Erthona tell me you wanna’
return and divulge all your news.

Erthona, Erthona hope it’s not pneumonya
that’s kept you amiss and aways.
If it ain’t pneumonya, there’s no excuse for ya,
no matter what other folk says.

Erthona, Erthona I did a search for ya
Googled you up, but no luck
“Tharmas Erthona” was all that was of ya
on the same page as how to “ram-fuck”

Erthona, Erthona you may be a lona’
but that ain’t at all useful to me.
Where is the abrasive, dismissive personna
That holds sway on old PPP?

Erthona, Erthona you know I can’t phone’ya
so this is the only sure way.
If you’re short in your funds then I’ll happily lone yah
A Euro or two; lieu of pay.

Erthona, Erthona.