Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)
the really guilty
had there skulls removed
left for the vultures

skull and crossbones
ripples on the swells
ahoy matey aaarrrrrr
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ahoy said the pirate
let me show you my loot
I didn't aaarrrgue

Ahoj -
Bohemian Pirate
Likes to play chess
Looking for Czech Matey
Ahoj

nb. 'Ahoj' is the Czech/Slovak spelling although pronounced as 'Ahoy' and derived from 'Ahoy' it is used as a greeting and a farewell much like 'Ahoy'
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Ahoj -
Bohemian Pirate
Likes to play chess
Looking for Czech Matey
Ahoj

whether a bohemian pirate
or wanton sea-wench, I wants to play
with your treasure chest and have
my way with your booty
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whether a bohemian pirate
or wanton sea-wench, I wants to play
with your treasure chest and have
my way with your booty

my booty?
you must think I'm Tutti Frutti
well my little treasure
a wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom!
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my treasure
those bright strong strands
of embrace

my pleasure
those gold crisp wisps
of pubic hair
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my pleasure
those gold crisp wisps
of pubic hair

I revel in your liquid treasure,
Far above my meager measure.
Thoughts of you transcend bare leisure,
Quickly drown in your displeasure.


Shakespeare sonnet 91:

Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
Some in their wealth, some in their bodies' force,
Some in their garments though new-fangled ill;
Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse;
And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure,
Wherein it finds a joy above the rest:
But these particulars are not my measure,
All these I better in one general best.
Thy love is better than high birth to me,
Richer than wealth, prouder than garments' cost,
Of more delight than hawks and horses be;
And having thee, of all men's pride I boast:
Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take
All this away, and me most wretched make.
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I revel in your liquid treasure,
Far above my meager measure.
Thoughts of you transcend bare leisure,
Quickly drown in your displeasure.

I look your displeasure in the eye
and laugh as you let your temper fly.
You can't shake me,
we both agree
love's the one thing you just can't defy.
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I look your displeasure in the eye
and laugh as you let your temper fly.
You can't shake me,
we both agree
love's the one thing you just can't defy.


Defy your love? E'en if I could,
What good's a tree without its wood?  
What good's a heart without a beat,
Or suckling lips without a teat?

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Defy your love? E'en if I could,
What good's a tree without its wood?
What good's a heart without a beat,
Or suckling lips without a teat?

How is it that our hearts yet hang
throughout the years still ripening,
the thickened flesh a sweet delight,
'tween stone and skin a full grown bite.
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How is it that our hearts yet hang
throughout the years still ripening,
the thickened flesh a sweet delight,
'tween stone and skin a full grown bite.

Why is it that our sacks dangle lower
throughout the years still stretching
that wrinkled flesh, truly a fright
'twixt your hand and a hard place
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Why is it that our sacks dangle lower
throughout the years still stretching
that wrinkled flesh, truly a fright,
'twixt your hand and a hard place.

My knickers now are grossly tight
I think they're over-stretching
If rolls burst forth stand by for fright
And several minutes retching
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My knickers now are grossly tight
I think they're over-stretching
If rolls burst forth stand by for fright
And several minutes retching


My Knickers down,
My Ass spread tight;
I'm Yearning for
Your Paddle's bite.

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My Knickers down,
My Ass spread tight;
I'm Yearning for
Your Paddle's bite.

panties pulled down
thighs parted
before my first taste
the lady farted
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panties pulled down
thighs parted
before my first taste
the lady farted


thighs parted
tongue caught -
in string
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thighs parted
tongue caught -
in string

thong caught
between teeth
induces fear of flossing
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thong caught
between teeth
induces fear of flossing

mother of life
blood of sacrifice -
string-less tampon

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mother of life
blood of sacrifice -
string-less tampon

Blood-less tampon
confirmed
by a blue line.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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Blood-less tampon
confirmed
by a blue line.

Blood threads her breast
in blue lines
like a map of treasure.
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Blood threads her breast
in blue lines
like a map of treasure.


These treasure maps are what we got,
It's O's, not X's, mark the spot.
Disease resistance's no small stuff;
Our suckled babes are teat fed tough.

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These treasure maps are what we got,
It's O's, not X's, mark the spot.
Disease resistance's no small stuff;
Our suckled babes are teat fed tough.

Now Jennifer owned sixteen maps,
with all of them scripted in caps.
And online did she post 'em
but no one would dare host 'em
for millenials are gen'rally saps.
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