Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

even though you're famous
you can act like an ignoramus


An ignoramus' mirror speaks
of conjugated keen techniques.
They're tongues resound of gods (the Greek's?);
their logic reeks, it wreaks critiques.

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An ignoramus' mirror speaks
of conjugated keen techniques.
They're tongues resound of gods (the Greek's?);
their logic reeks, it wreaks critiques.

Ignore the anus and it will reek;
on your stool bacteria streaks.
I will not dip my tongue in cheeks
that turn my nose up in critique.
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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Ignore the anus and it will reek;
on your stool bacteria streaks.
I will not dip my tongue in cheeks
that turn my nose up in critique.

For you I have just one critique.
You say you will not dip your tongue
yet you said that tongue in cheek.
I needn't ask just who flung dung.
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For you I have just one critique.
You say you will not dip your tongue
yet you said that tongue in cheek.
I needn't ask just who flung dung.

With moistened tongue, I will speak
to that temple in her crease,
bowed in prayer like her Sikh
by my goddess’s bare feet.
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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monks pray
for warmer weather ~
bare footed

monks make muenster cheese
that smells of sweaty soles-
we pray their feet where clad
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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red wine
always taste slightly
of Lucy's feet

Juicy Lucy's a vintage
that travels well - but a trifle
cheeky on the after-taste
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cheeks stuffed
with chocolate ~ hurry
no time to lose

Dancer's belly jewel of chocolate,
Melts in time to Eastern beat,
Such exquisite navel Lindt.
Oh what a wicket web we weave!
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Dancer's belly jewel of chocolate,
Melts in time to Eastern beat,
Such exquisite navel Lindt.

There once was a woman of Lindt
whose dreams were of Carmel and Mint.
She went for a stroll
but the sun took its toll,
in a puddle she wished that she didn't.
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there was a man from turkey
his meals they were quite murky
old pumpkin pie
mixed with bottles of rye
no wonder they thought he was quirky

Candy wrappers and leaves spiral
about Jack-o-lantern’s moldering head
of pumpkin mash
shrouded in drunk flies
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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Candy wrappers and leaves spiral
about Jack-o-lantern’s moldering head
of pumpkin mash
shrouded in drunk flies

Stubborn last leaves spiral
down on my hooded head
the lake thaws each morning
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inside the spiral
you turn my head
when things go viral
we end up in bed

I hate the footboard
of the bed you love.
Nothing slides off.
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I hate the footboard
of the bed you love.
Nothing slides off.


our bed so busy
you lying
me lying
blanketed, confused

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our bed so busy
you lying
me lying
blanketed, confused

confusion
blankets
our bed
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he read my book
sheet by sheet


your book's last sheet -
new leaf
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your book's last sheet -
new leaf

I love it when
you wet your fingers
to turn the page


Smile
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I love it when
you wet your fingers
to turn the page

^^^Big Grin

wet turns hard and slick
fractured ice sheets travel
connect in the cold night
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wet turns hard and slick
fractured ice sheets travel
connect in the cold night

we are rather wet
behind the ears
our path is slippery
and beyond our years

(Happy New Year Marcella!)
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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we are rather wet
behind the ears
our path is slippery
and beyond our years

thankfully
more years behind than ahead
whee, down the slide

( A year of many good mornings to you, Chris. Smile )
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thankfully
more years behind than ahead
whee, down the slide

graciously, the years
have only perfected her behind-
yeehaa, my lover
for the great rides ahead
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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sorry to change the subject
but
we need to move this
snow is coming

^^^Happy Winter Smile

winds removes snow
from perfect skate ice
mind glides around islands
aging ankle wrapped
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