Ode to Food Porn Edit 1 Thank You For Comments
#1
Edited Version 2:

I hail the quick and dirty shots
of vittles doused and primed with fry cook oil.
I watch you aliens on the boob tube,
as meaty breaded breasts parade as things
in a wet bucket, misplaced, by a leg.
The foul tub is like a stiffened flag
with rigid stripes of stiff blood red and white,
but glory hallelujah there is more.


The pastry hospitality is swift,
my lord, and marching from the bluegrass state.
On doily buntings come the crusted pies,
like fine ornate brocades from cupboard stores,
oozing with an ore-like berry extract.
And these are followed by the sushi,
The oriental, binded shrimp and fish
cinched in belts of seaweed, off the boat,
and served on lacquered bamboo trays.
The fishing boats are rare things in this wharf.
They only scud the breaking surf in back.
While we pass back to native ground
to meet once bucking bovine, hoof and hock
no longer twitching in domestic pens.


The rituals from helicon are gone.
We do not slaughter cattle blade-in-hand
With their autistic eyeballs pointed up
In savage sacrament to deathless gods.
All of this, this song, belies the pure futility
of odes, as if I could draw succor,
from the crumbled infrastructure of Beijing.


Yet, still, the piper stuffs me with more flesh.
The double decker brioche patty melts
are now anointed flanks of glistered brawn
bathed in atomic blasted swaths of cheese,
the vaulted id in curdled mother’s milk
atop the god-inspired transformation
of the penned up baying beasts to porn.
I eat up all, frenzied, far from Helicon.
while I wrap bacon fat around my gun.
but this, this is not done…


The wholesome savor must be cooled
with globose mounds of retrograded sweetness
in a sundae rigged with glossy maraschino nipples.

I’m bucking now, inspired by the muse
And humming stagger lee in a hushed voice
while feasting eyes catch melting ice cream,
which now drips pools atop the malt shop floor. 
With face, stalwart, and towards the light
the drool is brought on by a constant stare,
and with a buzzing fly the muse departs.  



Version 1:
I like it quick and dirty:
quick shots of a breaded breast
without a thought towards flab
or cumbered hearts,
airy flesh shots of a chocolate cake,
oriental binded shrimp
or tuna in a sweet hot glaze,
double decker flanks of brawn bathed
in atomic blasted swaths of aged and curdled mother’s milk,
and, perhaps the best of all,
the globose mounds of retrograded sweetness
in a sundae rigged with glossy maraschino nipples
(caught in the act of dripping cream drops on the malt shop floor).
The lights and signals inundate the brain,
and I am salivating like a Pavlov’s dog,
lost in the material.

Kind of a gross poem.
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#2
Not a critique.

Humorous, and it'll make me look at my breakfast quite differently. And at this time of the morning as well.
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#3
I like down and dirty (kind of an expert at it). But you didn't quite get me there, slide the metaphor through mud slime, top it off with a sweet creamy froth. Didn't quite get me there.

It's hard to be downright sexy/dirty.

Shit!  I wish I had the tools to say what doesn't work...

"I like it quick and dirty...' (okay...cool)

Don't like the *second* "quick" there.

...too many words that don't work for a poem like this..."airy" "atomic" "globose" "retrograded" "glossy"...

I like gross, though.

Lines I liked:

(caught in the act of dripping cream...on the malt shop floor)

I just think that you didn't write the poem that you wanted to write.  That you were inhibited in some way from expressing what you wanted to express.  

I don't know...bad critic.  Smile
You can't hate me more than I hate myself.  I win.

"When the spirit of justice eloped on the wings
Of a quivering vibrato's bittersweet sting."

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#4
One big metaphor. I'm salivating, too. Wink Nice personification also: "flesh shots of the chocolate cake", "maraschino nipples dripping cream drops on the malt shop floor."
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#5
I like it, it's very much the kind of humour that you do well and I appreciate it. I've left one or two thoughts below.

(07-30-2015, 01:35 PM)Brownlie Wrote:  I like it quick and dirty: --- I'll mention it now, the first sentence is mighty long, but from it I get a sense of the speaker constantly stuffing food in their mouth, more and more. It works well in that sense but perhaps is just a tiny bit too long, but there are bits you could trim from other lines to make it work still.
quick shots of a breaded breast --- The repitition of quick seems awkward here
without a thought towards flab --- As regards the possible trimming of lines could this for example just be 'no flab thoughts' or something better than my suggestion but you get what I mean, I know
or cumbered hearts,
airy flesh shots of a chocolate cake,
oriental binded shrimp
or tuna in a sweet hot glaze, --- could lose the 'or'
double decker flanks of brawn bathed
in atomic blasted swaths of aged and curdled mother’s milk, --- possibly lose the 'and'
and, perhaps the best of all, --- again could trim possibly to just 'best of all'
the globose mounds of retrograded sweetness
in a sundae rigged with glossy maraschino nipples --- love the sound of these lines here I could easily eat these lines no problem.
(caught in the act of dripping cream drops on the malt shop floor). --- Perhaps end that first long sentence in the previous line where the food description ends
The lights and signals inundate the brain,
and I am salivating like a Pavlov’s dog, --- could you actually just be 'Pavlov's dog' then it's like you are the original dog and I think the 'salivating' bit is implied
lost in the material. --- not sure about 'material'

Kind of a gross poem. --- hmmm I would call it hedonistic but yeah... it works

Excellent play with words and use of words also deliciously executed (executed not a good word choice under the circumstances). I think that making the first long sentence as rapid as possible with a couple of trims here and there is the key to...   hmmm the pastry cupboard.

Cheers for the read,

Mark
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#6
Thank you everybody for the comments. I will make comments based on the suggestions. Good critiques. 
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#7
yo ho;

the first two lines open the poem up well and match the title. the third line doesn't work for me and could be destroyed with a borrowed ray-gun  Cool
i did enjoy the read though you have a fair few shorter words that don't help th poem enough to keep

(07-30-2015, 01:35 PM)Brownlie Wrote:  I like it quick and dirty:
quick shots of a breaded breast
without a thought towards flab
or cumbered hearts, i'd suggest a period instead of a comma unless it's part of a choc cake below
airy flesh shots of a chocolate cake,
oriental binded shrimp would bound work better?
or tuna in a sweet hot glaze, use some periods please, the comma's are becoming psychotropic
double decker flanks of brawn bathed
in atomic blasted swaths of aged and curdled mother’s milk, atomic feels out of place
and, perhaps the best of all, perhaps best of all
the globose mounds of retrograded sweetness
in a sundae rigged with glossy maraschino nipples
(caught in the act of dripping cream drops on the malt shop floor). i like the line, it's a good image of hurried enjoyment, what about having it on it's own line in italics instead of ( )'s
The lights and signals inundate the brain,
and I am salivating like a Pavlov’s dog,
lost in the material.

Kind of a gross poem.  this could go somewhere else, maybe outta da windo
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(07-31-2015, 05:12 PM)billy Wrote:  yo ho;

the first two lines open the poem up well and match the title. the third line doesn't work for me and could be destroyed with a borrowed ray-gun  Cool
i did enjoy the read though you have a fair few shorter words that don't help th poem enough to keep

(07-30-2015, 01:35 PM)Brownlie Wrote:  I like it quick and dirty:
quick shots of a breaded breast
without a thought towards flab
or cumbered hearts, i'd suggest a period instead of a comma unless it's part of a choc cake below
airy flesh shots of a chocolate cake,
oriental binded shrimp would bound work better?
or tuna in a sweet hot glaze, use some periods please, the comma's are becoming psychotropic
double decker flanks of brawn bathed
in atomic blasted swaths of aged and curdled mother’s milk, atomic feels out of place
and, perhaps the best of all, perhaps best of all
the globose mounds of retrograded sweetness
in a sundae rigged with glossy maraschino nipples
(caught in the act of dripping cream drops on the malt shop floor). i like the line, it's a good image of hurried enjoyment, what about having it on it's own line in italics instead of ( )'s
The lights and signals inundate the brain,
and I am salivating like a Pavlov’s dog,
lost in the material.

Kind of a gross poem.  this could go somewhere else, maybe outta da windo

Thanks for commenting. I'll incorporate some of your suggestions when I edit this.  I think the line breaks were kind of haphazard in this poem, and the whole list got kind of discombobulated.  Fixing the line breaks, well we'll see how that goes. However, the third and last lines will be outta there for sure.
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#9
Sorry, I was a little drunk when I wrote my response.  Looking back at my response, I "irked".  But, having said that, those certain words I pointed out didn't quite "fit" what I perceived to be the affective intent of the poem.

Forgive me.  
You can't hate me more than I hate myself.  I win.

"When the spirit of justice eloped on the wings
Of a quivering vibrato's bittersweet sting."

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#10
I rewrote this clogger.
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#11
You got my attention by using the word "Porn" in your title. However, your poem reads more like the words of some of Jim Morrison's (The Doors singer) poems. It left an oily slick on my lips by the time I had finished like I had just finished eating at The Greasy Spoon on Route 66. Not even the word "nipples" could arouse me after reading the previous 41 stanzas. I think the only thing that needs changing is the title.
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#12
I will insert the following as a visual aid to this exercise in grandiloquence: 
[Image: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ln_cbsZVXLg/maxresdefault.jpg]
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