(inspired by the newbi love poems)At First Sight
#21
auk, auk!

I like the double dactyl that starts each line followed two feet of trochee. Very nice.

dale the approving
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#22
Isn't a double dactyl followed by 2 feet of trochees a platypus? Or is that an octopus?? Or perhaps a pterodactyl?

luv pomes confuse me.
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#23
romance with an auk is the very best kind
because he's extinct you never will find
him prone on the couch with no joy and no job
the myth will persist, auk's a prince, not a knob.
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#24
HAH!!! I really would have gone with

him prone on the couch with joy and a stick
his best work in life is done by his .............

well....you know ;-)

Is it weird I feel more sorry for auks and pterodactyls than I do most humans?

Still confused, but grats, ellabella, you made me rhyme snickers


PS:  pretty sure dale has a foot fetish, especially when it comes to newbileove
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#25
I do not have a feet fetish, milo does,
he's a real stickler,
when he snickers,
into your nickers,
but only if you do not bicker.
Of course mel doesn't mind
as long as some auk dick'ers!  

Just in case you need more:  flickers, kickers, liquors, pickers, prickers, slickers, stickers, tickers, and what do you want more of...vicars! All in alpha order for your enjoinedment.  

"Everybody loves you when you're six feet underground"~~John Lennon  Of course it makes it easier if your not so far down. Then they can just pop the lid and stop in for a cold one.

Mel said :Isn't a double dactyl followed by 2 feet of trochees a platypus? Or is that an octopus?? Or perhaps a pterodactyl? luv pomes confuse me.  YES! Big Grin


For ella

A prince not a knob I've never met,
and neither have you, I'm willing to bet.



doubting dale, he of little dick faith



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How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#26
I thought milo had the decapitated female fetish....now I'm so confused!!!


FFS dale...

you have way too much time
to think about sexual rhymes.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


what have you people done to me!!!!!
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#27
Mel,

"you have way too much time
to think about sexual rhymes. "

It's not like it takes a whole minute of anything Smile

dale the quick...Auk
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#28
(01-22-2015, 11:43 PM)bena Wrote:  I thought milo had the decapitated female fetish....now I'm so confused!!!

wait
what's going on now?
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#29
Could have sworn I answered this in video form, but instead, I'll just a typin the lyrics that are pertinent to whats gone on without you.


Cee Lo -----"CRAZY"


I remember when, I remember,
I remember when I lost my mind.
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions had an echo in so much space.

And when you're out there, without care,
yeah, I was out of touch.
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough.
I just knew too much...

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly...


And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice

Mmm...

Come on now
Who do you,
Who do you,
Who do you,
Who do you think you are?
Ha, ha, ha!
Bless your soul!
You really think you're in control?!

Well...
I think you're crazy!
I think you're crazy!
I think you're crazy!
Just like me!


AND

I'll just give you a sample of my own little first few lines of "fuck you" by him.



I see you driving
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like Haiku!


I really need sleep.
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#30
I completely agree with the last line Hysterical


dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#31
I reaaaaaally wanted to center justify the haiku, especially since it was 5-7-5 *shudder*
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#32
Mel,

Shouldn't that read,



"i see my boyfriend
driving around town with the
girl I'd love to screw"



dale

Oh wait, did I miss the point? Is her name coo? Is that short for coutch? (another of the 251 names for pussy in the male lexicon, just in case you didn't know. You know like "tits". )   Hysterical



dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#33
*rpg aimed at Dale's "taint"*


um yeah, I had a much older husband at one time and two boys.  think I don't know those terms?

Thinking you're just not to familiar with Cee Lo's music, then again, I'm wrong so freaking much these days!

It was the first line of Fuck You:

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like fuck you!"
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#34
ahso

dale
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