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just mercedes
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03-12-2015, 05:14 AM
I like fudge too. Welcome!
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fwoodworth
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03-12-2015, 06:02 AM
Hi,
My name is Fred. This is my first post so bear with me, please. I'm from the United Kingdom and somewhere on this site there must be a poetry thread. Still feeling my way around. I'm a Born-Again Christian - 2003 and I'd like to submit my first poem as a testimony of my faith. That's it.
Without God, I am nothing.
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03-12-2015, 06:29 AM
(03-12-2015, 06:02 AM)fwoodworth Wrote:  Hi,
My name is Fred. This is my first post so bear with me, please. I'm from the United Kingdom and somewhere on this site there must be a poetry thread. Still feeling my way around. I'm a Born-Again Christian - 2003 and I'd like to submit my first poem as a testimony of my faith. That's it.
Without God, I am nothing.

Hello, welcome to the site,

unfortunately, even God himself would have to wait before posting a poem on the PigPen. There is a 'suggested' (not sure, it may be law) minimum required number of critiques before posting a poem.

read: http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-5281.html
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03-13-2015, 02:06 PM
(03-12-2015, 06:29 AM)shemthepenman Wrote:  
(03-12-2015, 06:02 AM)fwoodworth Wrote:  Hi,
My name is Fred.  This is my first post so bear with me, please.  I'm from the United Kingdom and somewhere on this site there must be a poetry thread.  Still feeling my way around.  I'm a Born-Again Christian - 2003 and I'd like to submit my first poem as a testimony of my faith.  That's it.
Without God, I am nothing.

Hello, welcome to the site,

unfortunately, even God himself would have to wait before posting a poem on the PigPen. There is a 'suggested' (not sure, it may be law) minimum required number of critiques before posting a poem.

read: http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-5281.html

We have added the exception that, should God wish, he may post 1 poem without critique.  Of course, being God, he never would.
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03-13-2015, 02:08 PM
God says he has written a few poems in dithyrambs that he'll plonk down when he's good and ready.
It could be worse
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03-13-2015, 02:40 PM
(03-13-2015, 02:08 PM)Leanne Wrote:  God says he has written a few poems in dithyrambs that he'll plonk down when he's good and ready.

And being god, he may use the divine meter of the dithyramb. 
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03-13-2015, 02:42 PM
Oh, Him and His hymns...
It could be worse
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03-13-2015, 02:57 PM
And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth
the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. - James 3:6



(03-13-2015, 01:02 PM)RainInAutumn Wrote:  Hello all

I'm Rain and I'm sure it will be a pleasure getting to know you all!

HI Rain! Please excuse our holy flailing about, we're rude and simple people here
and sometimes we forget our manners. Welcome, and may your stay here be
fruitful and fun. Smile
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03-16-2015, 01:37 PM
Hi, I'm new. I noticed a poem about filling the pussy and I read it. I'll be back tomorrow, sleeping in a minute.
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03-16-2015, 01:49 PM
(03-16-2015, 01:37 PM)slave Wrote:  Hi, I'm new. I noticed a poem about filling the pussy and I read it. I'll be back tomorrow, sleeping in a minute.

Yes, that would be the poet billy. Always helping to fill those in need.

Welcome. Always glad to see people here interested in felines.

May you live long and prosper,
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03-16-2015, 04:16 PM
(03-16-2015, 01:37 PM)slave Wrote:  Hi, I'm new. I noticed a poem about filling the pussy and I read it. I'll be back tomorrow, sleeping in a minute.
i was hoping on hope that we'd catch a fellow perv with a title like that Big Grin

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03-17-2015, 03:23 PM
(03-16-2015, 04:16 PM)billy Wrote:  i was hoping on hope that we'd catch a fellow perv with a title like that Big Grin

And who could resist? (Not I, but damn, I got caught years ago.)

My pussies need filling three times a day... it's man's work. Smile

And welcome any and all future or past pervs; the world needs us!
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03-18-2015, 03:18 PM
just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye
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03-18-2015, 08:38 PM
(03-18-2015, 03:18 PM)New_World Wrote:  just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye

welcome.
1,447th post.
sigh
get crackin'
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03-19-2015, 07:47 AM
Hi everyone, looking forward to reading your poetry and hearing what you think of mine x
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03-19-2015, 07:49 AM
(03-18-2015, 08:38 PM)ellajam Wrote:  
(03-18-2015, 03:18 PM)New_World Wrote:  just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye

welcome.
1,447th post.
sigh
get crackin'

I love the phrase 'get crackin'... :*
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03-19-2015, 09:08 AM
(03-18-2015, 03:18 PM)New_World Wrote:  just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye

There's no "*sigh*"ing in this pen of porcine mammals!
As has been noted earlier, get your ass in gear!

And welcome. Smile

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03-19-2015, 11:51 AM
hi and welcome
thanks for the feedback and the taking part. we have some locked ares on the site you can join via your user cp page should you wish light hearted moments interjected into the mundanity of giving feedback, i e the pig's arse and the sewer.

(03-19-2015, 07:47 AM)groberts01 Wrote:  Hi everyone, looking forward to reading your poetry and hearing what you think of mine x
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03-19-2015, 11:52 AM
you give up to easy.

(03-18-2015, 03:18 PM)New_World Wrote:  just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye
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03-19-2015, 01:40 PM
(03-18-2015, 03:18 PM)New_World Wrote:  just wanted to say hi.
1st post.
*sigh*
bye

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