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I would never God Damn Matilda.
I was goddamning everyone who I knew wouldn't understand what it is like to be a man who just saw a 20 year old blush and can't drink till May 1.
I mean I can't drink till May 1.
She can't drink till she's 21.
Ba BOOM!!!
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04-13-2022, 08:30 AM
(04-13-2022, 08:01 AM)rowens Wrote: I would never God Damn Matilda.
I was goddamning everyone who I knew wouldn't understand what it is like to be a man who just saw a 20 year old blush and can't drink till May 1.
I mean I can't drink till May 1.
She can't drink till she's 21.
Ba BOOM!!!
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I sincerely doubt that my Matilda is virgin McDonald's girl. Or a virgin anything.
And in response to your crack, i say
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(04-13-2022, 08:38 AM)rowens Wrote: I sincerely doubt that my Matilda is virgin McDonald's girl. Or a virgin anything.
And in response to your crack, i say
Wasn't a crack. Everyone falls for a McDonald's girl.
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Maybe a Norm MacDonald's girl
Sham-fuke-bam@!
Hole was awesome back in the day. Don't front
The very last time I came out to wrestle, before I became Timmy from South Park, I was doing the Drew Barrymore's Boyfriend gimmick, I came out to Hole's Celebrity Skin or Flesh, I don't remember. Remember that song?
Before that, when I came out with that young girl who claimed to have fucked all the boys on the highschool football team, I came out to The Toadies Possum Kingdom. Remember that song? I'll post it?
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(04-13-2022, 08:45 AM)rowens Wrote: Maybe a Norm MacDonald's girl
Sham-fuke-bam@!
Hole was awesome back in the day. Don't front
The very last time I came out to wrestle, before I became Timmy from South Park, I was doing the Drew Barrymore's Boyfriend gimmick, I came out to Hole's Celebrity Skin or Flesh, I don't remember. Remember that song?
Before that, when I came out with that young girl who claimed to have fucked all the boys on the highschool football team, I came out to The Toadies Possum Kingdom. Remember that song? I'll post it?
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"Live Through This" is a classic album. Conspiracy theorists would argue Kurt was killed for writing those songs. More likely Courtney was acutely inspired by her husband.  I love it, but I can't fully separate it from the Nirvana anthology.
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Where I grew up, I was made fun of for listening to Nirvana.
It was very easy for me to be a heel on the local wrestling circuit later, when I started at 17.
I was the only person in my highschool who listened to early '90s rock during the early '90s.
Isn't that crazy?
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Speakin 'o holes--
Old soul Dave Hole, from way down under. If you can still do this shit when yer over 70, more power to ya.
Walk that dog, Dave:
https://youtu.be/oVc0IoyBCLA
Of course, my favorite slide player of all time is Bonnie Raitt.
No matter how old she gets, she's still redrocket hot in my heart.
Keep on truckin, Bonnie:
https://youtu.be/MzNSgAQR9yg
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(04-14-2022, 05:41 AM)Mark A Becker Wrote: Speakin 'o holes--
Old soul Dave Hole, from way down under. If you can still do this shit when yer over 70, more power to ya.
Walk that dog, Dave:
https://youtu.be/oVc0IoyBCLA
Of course, my favorite slide player of all time is Bonnie Raitt.
No matter how old she gets, she's still redrocket hot in my heart.
Keep on truckin, Bonnie:
https://youtu.be/MzNSgAQR9yg
That's dang groovy.
I'll have to show my dad that,
he's the base player for the Zach Cooper Band.
Why don't kids ask the older'ns for better music?
They clearly have a much larger vocabulary of it.
My grandpa has a playlist of songs,
longer than my life.
well duh, but you get what I mean
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(04-13-2022, 07:54 AM)Tiger the Lion Wrote: (04-13-2022, 07:10 AM)rowens Wrote: Speaking of comedy. Today, when I saw Matilda. Her hair was still long and black. And she had a silvery butterfly clip in it for no real reason, it wasn't clipping her hair up in any way, her hair was hanging down to her ass, in those tight black pants they make them wear at the grocery store.
I walked up real smooth. She was packing meat into the meat section. And I said, Hey, uh, you aint seventeen anymore are ya?
Then I completely panicked, and I have no idea what I said after that.
But eventually, I'll make a poem and/or joke out of it.
Bur I have to wait till May 1 before I can drink again. And so god damn you and everybody who looks like you.
Speaking of comedy
Today, I saw Matilda.
Her hair was still long and black
and she had a silvery butterfly clip
in it for no real reason.
It wasn't clipping her hair up in any way--
nice piece of ass
in those tight black pants
they make them wear at the grocery store.
I walked up real smooth.
She was packing meat into the meat section
and I said, Hey, uh, you ain't seventeen anymore are ya?
Then I completely panicked
and have no idea what I said after that.
So, God damn you, Matilda--
and everybody who looks like you.
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Think you already wrote one, Rowens. Could be just me but I read most of your everyday dialogue as if it's poetry. Almost always works for me.
See you in May!
(04-13-2022, 08:38 AM)rowens Wrote:
I sincerely doubt that my Matilda is virgin McDonald's girl. Or a virgin anything.
And in response to your crack, i say
Wasn't a crack. Everyone falls for a McDonald's girl.
If you're fifteen years old and you're Norm MacDonald's girlfriend, you're probably still a virgin, because Norm MacDonald is dead.
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What next, Judy Tenuda is gonna have a drug overdose after making a joke about the theory of evolution
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'Judy Tenuda "Goddess of Love", dead at 72.'
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(10-07-2022, 09:05 AM)rowens Wrote: 'Judy Tenuda "Goddess of Love", dead at 72.'
That joke had great timing.
Thoughts to her.
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Was you burn the day Edgar Poe died?
Was a comedian? He wrote The Balloon Hoax and a bunch of love poems.
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You notice how Norm MacDonald was hard, serious, alpha male, serious guy on Weekend Update, and was so in/on various mediums;
he was a goof on talkshows ,
and alpha male, smartest guy in the room in some standup this/that.
Kinda like a pro wrestler is a real standup guy ; a cowardly fraud in others ..
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