Somnambulist Sarah (commissioned!)

[tectak]

Somnambulist Sarah married a sailor,
fell off the deck and no one would save her.
Sarah, who carried a nightime inhalor,
blew it a hard like bugle, or like a loud hailer.
Somnambulist Sarah was heard by her sailor,
but alas he was sleeping and Sarah
....drowned."

tectak
2013
In memory of disconnects everywhere...you know who you are.

[billy]

i'm leaving my inhalor at home next time i go on a cruise

[newsclippings]

I like the way this plays a tune in my head.

[Keith]

Her sailors name was Apnoea Andrew
a picnic short of a sandwich or two
unlucky she blew that bronchial B Flat
as Andrew turned out a bit of a prat
as he hauled her out, he held is breath
and with oxygen lacking fell to his death.

[Zerric]

The Callous Captain saw them fall off his ship,
He sighed, paused, and bit his lip,
'Somnambulist Sarah causes quite a commotion,
It was obvious she'd fall in the ocean,
And Apnea Andrew sleeps too much,
Perhaps, it was best that it happend such,'
And thinking thus, he continued his day,
While the waves swept the pair away,
As they wailed and flailed, and cried for dry land,
The Obliging Ocean lent them a hand,
It washed them ashore, as if to save them,
Unfortunately, cannibals came up and ate them.

[Truerenigma]

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