Jim Bishop Didn't Build That Castle
#1
No, well, he didn't build the castle,
he opened up a book
and what the words stood for
built the Bishop Castle.

That part is never shown
in the videos.

There's a friend that stays up late at night
and he gets depressed by the old people commercials.
He doesn't need a mobility scooter,
and he doesn't have erectile dysfunction;
though he fears the programs aired then
might be what cause things to happen.

He moved over to the computer,
and soon he was taken up by Jim Bishop.
Every word the man said
was like everything he had said to others.
Though anyone could say such things:
How many of them have built a castle?

For days and nights,
he piled over the ins and outs of his discouraged mind,
until early in the morning, after a fearful struggle
with a sleep paralysis he barely came out of:
He heard the voice of Matthew Lesko shout
"I've been bragging for over 25 years that my first New York Times
bestseller was a book I copied from the U.S. Government Printing
Office!"

Then the idea struck him:
Jim Bishop had found his words
in the same place that he'd found his.
Somewhere, at some point,
all like-minded men find the same words.
And it wasn't long after that he considered:
Something about those words had built Bishop's Castle.

And that was the subject of his first self-published book.
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#2
"There's a friend that stays up late at night
and he gets depressed by the old people commercials.
He doesn't need a mobility scooter,
and he doesn't have erectile dysfunction;
though he fears the programs aired then
might be what cause things to happen."
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I refused to read this as long as I could cuz I knew I'd be in for just the same kind of frustration I told ya bout had gripped me last time I tried as so much as commenting on another onanist's beauty of a brain baby of your's.
I was right refusing but am too drunk by now to resist any longer. ;-)
To me your stuff really reads like Bukowksi and the aged!! Burroughs ,
Maybe bc I think I know the scene. Just as with Billy's latest hottie.
I feel priviledged to be prejudiced then. ,-)
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#3
People can see what some men get up to when there aren't any women around. When there are women around, they're either passed out, or going through mental breakdowns they call conversations.
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#4
I'll post sth in a sec. Maybe you ll know why I like your writing then.
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#5
Everybody seems to've disappeared out of here.

I'm just here reporting from the wilds of America with all its flashing lights.
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