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Mary was a quiet lass
with hairy pimples on her ass.
The one good tooth gave her a frown
tobacco stained, a golden brown.
Mary was a quiet wench
who wallowed in a farty stench
of Eue de shit and what the fuck
a swan she wasn't, more a duck.
Mary was a quiet soul
forever scratching at her hole.
The eczma riddled slab of beef
gives me her husband nought but grief.
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Billy, I read this to a coworker who doesn't like poetry and he laughed for a good few minutes. It was inspired.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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*eczema
You're a sick... oh, I've said that already
It could be worse
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you should see her sister
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(03-08-2013, 12:38 AM)billy Wrote: Mary was a quiet lass
with hairy pimples on her ass.
The one good tooth gave her a frown
tobacco stained, a golden brown.
Mary was a quiet wench
who wallowed in a farty stench
of Eue de shit and what the fuck
a swan she wasn't, more a duck.
Mary was a quiet soul
forever scratching at her hole.
The eczma riddled slab of beef
gives me her husband nought but grief.
Er do you think you could introduce me ?
I have a soft spot for :-
The one good tooth gave her a frown
tobacco stained, a golden brown.
Great stuff made me chuckle and cringe.
TOMH
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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she's worse than that in real life
thanks tomh
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Lol.. Well, loved the imagery here. It was very interesting.
Not a pretty picture..
"The one good tooth gave her a frown/tabacco stained, a golden brown"
haha! Good Write!
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Cheers for the smile, enjoyed, I knew a Mexican girl once with a single tooth, Uanita,(groan) lovely girl
never make someone your priority when to them you are only an option
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(03-08-2013, 12:38 AM)billy Wrote: Mary was a quiet lass
with hairy pimples on her ass.
The one good tooth gave her a frown
tobacco stained, a golden brown.
Mary was a quiet wench
who wallowed in a farty stench
of Eue de shit and what the fuck
a swan she wasn't, more a duck.
Mary was a quiet soul
forever scratching at her hole.
The eczma riddled slab of beef
gives me her husband nought but grief.
I think I almost gagged.
The only line that gives me trouble is the very last:
"gives me her husband"
I'll be there in a minute.
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thanks for the comments guys.
would
gave me her husband, nought...
work better
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(03-08-2013, 12:38 AM)billy Wrote: Mary was a quiet lass
with hairy pimples on her ass.
The one good tooth gave her a frown
tobacco stained, a golden brown.
Mary was a quiet wench
who wallowed in a farty stench
of Eue de shit and what the fuck
a swan she wasn't, more a duck.
Mary was a quiet soul
forever scratching at her hole.
The eczma riddled slab of beef
gives me her husband nought but grief.
I have read this at least 20 times and I still get a kick out of it.
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i'd forgot all about this one. glad it kicks you
