this is not poetry it's a rant, but this is the only safe place for it.

[rowens]

What about that pout everyone's been dying to hear about? I thought you was the happiest of the joyful.

[newsclippings]

What about that pout everyone's been dying to hear about? I thought you was the happiest of the joyful.

I think I look best when I'm sad.

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and who has been talking about it?

[rowens]

Everyone's talking about you. You're a star.

I think I look best when I'm invisible.

[billy]

what kind of stuff do you paint?

i painted the loo last week , a nice shade of magnolia

[newsclippings]

Everyone's talking about you. You're a star.

I think I look best when I'm invisible.

I only like sarcasm when I'm spitting it

[rowens]

That's not sarcasm. It's a genuine opinion. Which is even worse than sarcasm right?

[newsclippings]

Technically I'm four stars

[rowens]

You're fun to have around. Anyone that's fun to have around is rare. There are a few.
But for the record, I have more stars than you. And for some reason that only makes me feel less cool. But I am anticool.

[Leanne]

Technically I'm four stars

Well yes, but you know it's not quantity, it's quality