Things to do instead of smoking cigarettes:

[AisforApple]

Chew gum
Chew toothpicks
Chew pencils
Bite mints
Bite lips
Bite fingernails
Lick envelopes
Lick ice cream cones
Lick papercuts
Drink coffee
Drink diet coke
Drink cheap rum
Suck lolipops
Suck milkshake straws
Suck...lolipops.

[rowens]

...smoke a pipe

[Todd]

The ellipses at the end was hilarious.

[shemthepenman]

you should give up, unless you want to take poetry seriously... this is the worst poem i have ever read ever.

[AisforApple]

you should give up, unless you want to take poetry seriously... this is the worst poem i have ever read ever.

gee thanks. next time i'll know that the "poetry for fun" forum isn't really for fun. and it's all because of your helpful comment, dear sir.

[Leanne]

Got to take the bad with the good. Trust me, if that's the worst criticism you ever receive you can count yourself either lucky or dead.

[rowens]

One site I went on hated my poems so much they made it where I was unable to post. When I was a teenager, I wrote something to a girl, and she called the police.

[serge gurkski]

Haha,
I liked it (despite shem)

Drink cheap rum

ya!

I still smoke but I take your advice. ;-)

cheers
Serge

[heslopian]

you should give up, unless you want to take poetry seriously... this is the worst poem i have ever read ever.

Then thank heavens it received the worst comment ever! I do love consistency.

[serge gurkski]

;-)

it is the fun department after all.

[billy]

this is the for fun forum
phrases like, this is the worst poem i've ever read don't do anyone any good/admin

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like todd said, the last line is funny enough to crack a smile.

[serge gurkski]

One site I went on hated my poems so much they made it where I was unable to post. When I was a teenager, I wrote something to a girl, and she called the police.

definitely impressed here. Must try harder. ;-)