--java.lang.NullPointerException--

[benthejack]

I'm losing hair.
angry red boxes
screaming expletives.

Null fucking pointer.
Nothing here,
nothing said.
An unborn dog's bark.

compiler makes
as much sense
as a 3 year old pissed on sugar.
Red food colouring
in his veins
pumping through
a bitwise brain.

line 56,
stuff aint right.
BATMAN.
Stack trace speaks:
"BLARGILY BLOO.
OTHER CRAP BROKE
TOO."

screw this,
i'll find my freedom
in a poetry forum

Code:

Exception in thread "Animation Thread" java.lang.NullPointerException
    at sketch_121219a.draw(sketch_121219a.java:56)
    at processing.core.PApplet.handleDraw(PApplet.java:2128)
    at processing.core.PGraphicsJava2D.requestDraw(PGraphicsJava2D.java:190)
    at processing.core.PApplet.run(PApplet.java:2006)
    at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:680)

[Keith]

Lovin it, I wondered when you would get round to a techy nerd write, nice job made me giggle.

[benthejack]

Lovin it, I wondered when you would get round to a techy nerd write, nice job made me giggle.

Poetry is supposed to be my escape from a life of coding, but I guess the vile filth spills from my mind into every crevasse.

[Ben]

My CS prof invented Java Swing. Cool amirite?

[billy]

thanks for the laugh. i used to write fortran back in the day and i can appreciate the laugh i got from this one

[serge gurkski]

Exception in thread "Animation Thread" java.lang.NullPointerException
at sketch_121219a.draw(sketch_121219a.java:56)
at processing.core.PApplet.handleDraw(PApplet.java:2128)

yup! haha. too cool!

[Arriedo]

this makes me smile lol

[newsclippings]

Oof, hated Java. Hated MatLab. This was golden.