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[rowens]

It thought we were done with that grammar crap for the rest of the day.

[Leanne]

Grammar's not crap, she's just really really old.

[rowens]

All right. I'm going to go see if I can catch the tail end of Erin Burnett Out Front.

I like to do it at least once a day.

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Damn Anderson Cooper! I forgot today was the Inauguration Day. And Erin takes trips with her Citigroup husband whenever any real news is going on. Not that there's anything new about swearing in the same person.

[Card]

Well, grammar is really old. But she's went out and gotten liposuction, a face lift, and a stem cells.

So we still haven't completely figured the old bat out yet.

We still love her though. Just not... in that way. Grammar is way too old for any of us.

[Todd]

I kinda hooked up with her great, great, a thousand more great granddaughter gramita. We met at a Wikipedia fact checkers convention. She gave me...a...dispensation...on...the...elipses.

It's freeing...we...have...an...open...relationship...

Let me know if any of you have trouble with comma splices. She will rock your world and at least five other late 80s cliches over comma splices.

[Card]

Oh, I can't wait to get my pause on her.