Bathroom Poem (Big-Boy-Words Inside!)

[Card]

Well, I shit when I sit.
Yeah, I drop when I stop.
But, gotta wait to defecate.
'Cause I'm all out of chairs.


I wrote this lovely little nugget while taking a dump, obviously. Real glad I'm ambidextrous.

[Leanne]

Reminds me of the classic "here I sit, broken hearted..."

Stirring stuff.

[arbil_poieo]

"I wrote this lovely little nugget while taking a dump, obviously. Real glad I'm ambidextrous."---we are glad too

Real funny shit Card (pun not intended)

[Arriedo]

the best line is

"I wrote this lovely little nugget while taking a dump, obviously. Real glad I'm ambidextrous."

i approve.

[billy]

it's a little bit shitty

[-M-]

Well, I shit when I sit.
Yeah, I drop when I stop.
But, gotta wait to defecate.
'Cause I'm all out of chairs.


I wrote this lovely little nugget while taking a dump, obviously. Real glad I'm ambidextrous.

Hello Card.

Well, what's a lovely little nugget!

I really love that you can simply put
these two words 's**t' and 'sit'
into a very lovely little nugget,
especially for the opening line.

Well, I s**t when I 'sit.

It gives a very clear picture of your taking a dump,
only the picture, not the 'smell'.

But then, while following the 'nugget', not the 's**t',
my bowel got 'stuck' by the 'defecate',
and I've to run to my uncle 'Longman'
to find out what this 'defecate' means.
And the meaning is very simple - to empty the bowels.

Also I've to bother my uncle 'Longman' again
for this 'ambidextrous'.

And with this:

Yeah, I drop when I stop.

Is this about the defecation process?

And what does it mean with this line?

'Cause I'm all out of chairs.

Sorry to ask, but the 'English' or 'Ameringlish' is not
my first language but my foreign language.
So, this is not a piece of cake for me.

BTW, I do hope I did not offend you unintentionally with my long 'feedback'.
If I did, I'm truly sorry. My sincere apology.

Thank you very much Card for this lovely little nugget.
I really like your 'nugget'.

I've now added these two new words - 'defecate' and 'ambidextrous', into my vocabularies. Thank you.

To be honest, I've never ever been able to write anything while doing 'this'.
I think those who can are 'genius', be it a right hand or left hand or 'ambidextrous'.

[Card]

Oh, it's alright. You do use "nugget" a bit often though, and considering I used it to make a poop joke... My day has been made.

And yes, the whole poem is a joke about defecation ("drop"ping my bowels out, and "chair" is slang for toilet in this case. Or maybe I'm just making my stools on my stools).

I... feel a bit odd explaining this. I guess I didn't really look too closely at my poem before, and it feels rather silly that I used both big words and cuss words to describe... y'know.
Every sentence in that was a bathroom joke. Kinda funny, all the innuendo you can put in.

[-M-]

Oh, it's alright. You do use "nugget" a bit often though, and considering I used it to make a poop joke... My day has been made.

And yes, the whole poem is a joke about defecation ("drop"ping my bowels out, and "chair" is slang for toilet in this case. Or maybe I'm just making my stools on my stools).

I... feel a bit odd explaining this. I guess I didn't really look too closely at my poem before, and it feels rather silly that I used both big words and cuss words to describe... y'know.
Every sentence in that was a bathroom joke. Kinda funny, all the innuendo you can put in.

Hello Card,

Thank you very much for your reply and for not being offended with me for my making a 'little lovely feedback' on your Bathroom Poem.
I really appreciate you sharing here.

Please do not feel odd explaining this to an English Learning oldie Student,
Though I've been learned 'English' for almost my life, still I'm not 'a native English Speaker', nor had I any chances to spend some times abroad.
And there is no 'books' writing about these simple yet important 'terms'.
So, it's very difficult to totally understand the terms and how to correctly use them.
You've successfully explained this to me. Thank youuuuuuu.

Oh, is this 'nugget' a slang too?
I though that it means 'a piece of your poem', so I repeated it.
I'm so sorry for my being ignorant to check the correct meaning.
I'll be more careful next time.

I'm very happy to be here and that I've found my new-found treasure of ELS.

Have a Terrific Tuesday Card.

-M-
Bangkok, Thailand
Tuesday, 22nd January 2013, 10:18:00 ICT

PS.

This is what the 'nuggets' are for many Thai people in their basic English.

[Card]

It's alright, I enjoy your feedback.