Copyright

[Leanne]

Don't copy my twinkling ankles, Ed
Just you leave my twankles be
Or the pulping will be of your pirating head
With the stamp of a circled-in ©

[abu nuwas]

Don't mess with the Poets of Penge
We fear not your threats and your boasts;
And it's we who'll have sweet revenge,
When we serve up your troches on toast!

[Leanne]

Oh pooh to your Pengeing vendettas
And please leave the toasting to Wales
Where cheese is more welcome than letters
In rare bits with very short tails