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[rayheinrich]

    < home for the holidays >
    
      bad news oh mister
      the shark ate my sister
      the one
      that you truely adored
    
      and my poor ole mother
      as well as my brother
      it's sad
      but at least i'm not bored

            -  -  -

[Wildcard]

I'm a fan of this, but for the life of me I cannot say why! Made me smile the first time through and the second I giggled.

[Erthona]

And besides you'll get all the money... Happiness is, after all, relative!

...and his teeth are, pearly white!