Haiku: Cosy

[billy]

the dog farts loudly
at the bottom of the bed-
my feet are warm

[Aish]

Senryu!

LMFAO

Is 'cosy' like the British spelling of 'cozy'?

[billy]

yes on cosy, and no on senryu.
it has all the haiku elements.
warm is the seasonal word.
and everything else is fact.
the dog does fart, and my tootsies are warm

[LaGitana]

Brilliantly one. I came in ready to question your "cosy" spelling as well just for the sake of poking at the British spelling for fun and had a good laugh at the dry British humour instead as it wasn't what I expected! Then again, I didn't really expect you to be writing about your favourite tea cosy either... Or have you mess up something as simple as a haiku.

Did you "dutch oven" your dog or just go with it cheap heat...?

[Aish]

And just when I thought I had it nailed, LOL.

[billy]

the japanes also had a british sense of humour, but they were funnier;

Fleas, lice by Matsuo Basho

Fleas, lice,
a horse peeing
near my pillow.

note the syl count

[Aish]

the japanes also had a british sense of humour, but they were funnier;

Fleas, lice by Matsuo Basho

Fleas, lice,
a horse peeing
near my pillow.

note the syl count

OMG

[billy]

the japanese can be funny bastards when they put their mind to it, look at pearl harbour.

[addy]

It's funny yet also touching, in a weird way. (Nothing spells intimacy like farting in bed)

[billy]

It's a way of life
thanks for the feedback addy

[Erthona]

Ah, but the Basho poem is simply a pastoral and not meant as humor!

funny pearl harbor
a blast was hiroshima
midway a riot

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See Billy, you need that tongue in cheek emoticon

[billy]

hehe, nice one, i will look for the emoticon