Double Digits

[Wildcard]

One finger, two finger, three finger, four,
I slipped in a thumb but she wanted more.
so, in went my hand, the bitch asked for two,
an oval shaped hole like a big-ass canoe
I couldn't believe! When I heard it I fainted,
With two hands inside her, she said, "It's tight, ain't it?"

[addy]

Oh man, that's foul Well played, sir.

I quite like the alternate line

[Wildcard]

Thanks, addy. I know 'big-ass canoe' is kinda ghetto, but I thought it was funny . . .

[only rob]

This is really entertaining, particularly the alt line...

[Wildcard]

Thanks, Rob. That's two votes for the alt. 1st line. Now if I can just get Billy and Leanne to vote . . . :p

[purplepixie]

This made me laugh so hard!!!

[Leanne]

Too busy trying it out to see if it works... :p

Yeah, I'd go with the alternate line as well. It's a little less staccato, and you just can't rush these things you know.

[Wildcard]

Thanks, pixie. I'm glad you decided to join us . . . you're gonna like it here.

Thanks for reading, Leanne. The alt line was an after thought . . . I'll edit shortly . . .

[Todd]

Yeah I also like the alternate line. It made me laugh.

[billy]

definitely the alt you sicko

[Wildcard]

Thanks, Todd.
Billy you are the biggest sicko ever . . . so thanks for the compliment!

[billy]

i know but all my stuff is make believe

[Wildcard]

Okay, okay . . . I'll tell you how it happened . . . haha . . . here it comes . . . wait for it . . .

I was sitting at the computer and I remembered this joke and decided to try to write it in a poem. It's not my idea, really. I didn't write the joke. This poem is like one of those country songs that steals the newest 'Git-R-done' cliche and adds fiddling . . .
This poem is like that . . . without the fiddling.

[billy]

no way AA, it's def got the fiddling thing going on hehe

[Wildcard]

yeah . . . now that you mention it

[Aish]

Having been to a photography exhibit in SF where (among other things) one of the prize black and whites was of someone's entire foot inserted into an anus I shall resist the urge to post such examples.

I loved this. I think it should be committed to memory and recited whilst drinking among my rowdy group of friends.

[Wildcard]

The biggest compliment anyone can receive in reference to their work is the desire to quote it, in my opinion. My rudimentary skill is unworthy of such praise, but I am tickled all the same. Thanks, Aish.