advice!

[billy]

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

[addy]

Love yourself

[billy]

i like it.

there's so many perfect snippets to say i suppose.
my advice would be, never give up.

[ICSoria]

Try not to slobber when you're older...say, 50 or 60, because your kids may get the idea it's time to put you in a home.

Sid

[Leanne]

Hmm... just one piece of advice?

You can do whatever you like in your own room, but don't do it in front of Grandma.

[Leanne]

Try not to slobber when you're older...say, 50 or 60, because your kids may get the idea it's time to put you in a home.

Sid

Speaking from experience, Sid?

[billy]

don't steal from daddy and don't drink daddies booze

[ICSoria]

Speaking from experience, Sid?

I hear rumors, and whispers...about a home. I've also heard them tell me not to slobber so much when staring at the beach babes. (...or as much)

[kath3]

Always be willing to give your best, without expectations from others.

[billy]

learn to be happy

[ICSoria]

You wear a diaper in the beginning; you'll wear one at the end. Get used to it.

[critical mass]

Figure out where you want to be at 30, make sure you're there by 25.

[billy]

don't be cruel.