Here is my Eminem style poemette.

[tun]

This rhyming train is a black old pain
and an empty old shame.
I prefer games and flames and bald refrains
but the teacher explains
he snorts cocaine
then he refrains he abstains
so he can't complain
I've got a new yellow stain
semen on my sneakers
liaison in the bleachers
the creature features
and that's not lame
it's meaning gone plain
shot down the drain
fuck Mark Twain
he had half a brain
and do snakes fart
a Guinea for a game
this is symbolism this is art
and just click on my cart
for another tap again.