Phlegm and shit.

[tun]

Mum
am I a bag of phlegm and shit
is that what I am
mum
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What son
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Am I a bag of phlegm and shit
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Are you a bag of what
son
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Phlegm and shit
am I a bag of phlegm and shit
mum
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No
you are not a bag of phlegm and shit
you are my boy
my son
what a thing to ask
why are you asking me that
did somebody say that to you
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Yes
there was this man and he said it
he said it to me
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What did he say
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He said that the human body
is a bag of phlegm and shit.
he said that we should try to escape from it
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Escape from it
oh dear
what did he mean by that
son
death is the only way
to escape from the human body son
as far as I know
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No mum
he meant meditation
from fucking somebody
in a certain special way
he is an adept of Tantra
he said that we are made from
phlegm and shit
but
if we fuck each other properly
and in a special way
if we take our time about it
if we withhold our vital essence
things will go easier with us
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That is disgusting
where would you be now
if your Father and I did anything like that
he said ‘’things will go easier.’’
oh did he
did he really
I doubt that
son
I doubt that
your father’s semen was a gift to me
what things will go easier exactly
son
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Well
I don’t know really mum
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And mind your mouth in front of me
I am your Mother
wash your hands
your eggs are ready.