Knuckles.

[tun]

They call me Knuckles
Knuckles Bronte
Knuckles Monty
resolve the issue
I want to promptly
resolve the issue
listen I didn’t mean it did I
what do you take me for
a Cornish Pasty Pie
flick me a seven-piece
over the other eye
this is Knuckles
and the Knuckles fondly
doesn’t want to die
Knuckles ghastly why
and never mind the other guy
Knuckles monte sly.