Farts

[Wjames]

Wet ones after too much cheese,
squeakers muffled by a sneeze,
floralize them with Febreze:
farts, farts, farts!

Rapid fire turret shots
at the apex of a squat,
check your underwear for spots:
farts, farts, farts!

Silent stinkers on a date?
Blame it on a sewer grate
then go home and masturbate:
farts, farts, farts!

[Namyh]

WJames - That was inventive, creative and hilarious. I’m feeling better already. Thanks for the uplift. Namyh

[Wjames]

Thanks for reading, Namyh, glad you liked it.

[Mark A Becker]

Cut a loud one and someone may reply, what'd that asshole say?