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Human Nature
When I was living on the streets of Manhattan, I'd lean against walls on 7th Avenue and watch the models go to and from work. I felt, if I were a man,
handsome, wealthy, talented, intelligent (in that order), hooking up with one of these women would be nice. But being a no-good, retarded bum and nailing one of these chicks would make it all the more satisfying.
Joker
I wear the halo of nuance, while harvesting among used condoms.
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Have you ever asked out a whore, thinking that her career path would make her less sensitive to harassment? Have you ever went to a strip club with the sole purpose of measuring the embarrassment of premature ejaculation against your fear of being arrested for public indecency?
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Cheshire Cat part two )I'm sure someone's already told this one(
I'm not sure about a grin without a pussy.
But, if I had to, I'd settle for pussy without a grin.
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When I'm walking to the store, people sometimes tell me to get out of their yard. I say: I'd rather they yell at me to get off their property than for someone to have to scrape me off the road.
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People think I'm in great shape, because every time they see me, I'm walking. They don't know that whenever they're not seeing me, I'm chugging malt liquor and jacking off to AI generated porn of whoever I see when I'm walking.
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I saw a lot of roadkill along the highway today. I saw a possum, then a squirrel, and a deer. The deer's tongue was black as a rotten banana and hanging out looking all goofy, and someone had spraypainted on the road next to its mouth a speech bubble that said: This should be you you no car having muthafucka.
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A real slutty looking girl who looked about 19 but had a tattoo on her shoulder that said THEY SAY I LOOK YOUNG slowed down and asked if I would like a ride. I said: I'm almost home now. She said: That's not what I meant. I said: I know what you meant, and I just came in my pants.
Human Nature is the name of this post.
It's finished now.
Not human nature, the post.
I'm gonna keep making AI generated porn of whoever reads this.
