Lament of an Overworked Pornsite Search Engine

[rowens]

No Results Found 
                For "26 Year Old Iranian Girl In Purple Stockings
                       In A New Hampshire Motel Room 
                       With A Painting Of A Rat Playing Zither
                       After Completely Consenting"

[CRNDLSM]

Rule 34

[Bunx]

Pornhub was blocked in Montana lol

[rowens]

My favorite three imaginings of why I'm in the situation with the young women who look like magazine models in the videos are:

Her boyfriend banged her best friend, I just happened to be in the elevator with her at the hotel when she finds out.

I overheard her plot to assassinate the college guidance counselor, and she wants to prove that she'll do anything for me not to tell anyone.

Someone kidnapped us, stripped us and threw us in the Gravitron together.