damn near bulletproof

[Mark A Becker]

damn near bulletproof

100 years from now
this 24 pack of toilet paper
may still come in handy

the goddamned packaging
is wrapped so tight
it could survive a flood

[dukealien]

damn near bulletproof

100 years from now
this 24 pack of toilet paper
may still come in handy

the goddamned packaging
is wrapped so tight
it could survive a flood

Very true.  a Bowie knife can help, but you sacrifice a roll or two making the initial incision..