Sysiphus of the Suburbs

[CRNDLSM]

I'm mowing the lawn again
The hours and hours I spend
Up and down
and all around
Sweating to reach the end

Sweating to reach the end
The sun digging into my skin
Extreme degrees
and humidities 
Missing the wind my long lost friend

Missing the wind my long lost friend
A deliriously goofy grin
Hallucination
from dehydration
Tomorrow's supposed to rain again

Tomorrow's supposed to rain again
This grass will grow six inches from then
Three days a week,
I'm worn and I'm weak cause
I'm mowing the lawn again

I'm mowing the lawn again
Sweating to reach the end
Missing the wind
my long lost friend
Tomorrow's supposed to rain again

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Thanks to knot for the inspiration and some suggestions, attempting a crown of limericks

[Bunx]

I love these poems! I mowed my brothers lawn yesteday, without the extensional crisis lol
super fun poem though

[CRNDLSM]

Don't get me started on dishes
A task that never finishes
From morning to night 
a piles in sight
Smelling like rotten fishes

Smelling like rotten fishes
What once had been delicious
Splash in my face 
all over the place
This repetitious cycle is vicious

This reptitious cycle is vicious
Start thinking your family's malicious 
It's more than a chore, 
a household war
Giving it up would be what my one wish is

Giving it up would be what my one wish is
There's germs and I'm superstitious
I already do
the laundry too please
Don't get me started on dishes

Don't get me started on dishes
Smelling like rotten fishes
This repetitious
cycle is vicious 
Giving it up would be what my one wish is

[Bunx]

What about scooping cat poop?
Existentialism in a loop
everyday poop poop poop, poop poop
it is like a night of PBR

it is like a night of PBR
Every heard of blowout
after a hard night up upchuck'n
i should stop drinking

I should stop drinking
to make my homies proud
even though I already don't drink much
i'd be good and sober

i'd be good and sober
kind of morality
heck call me pastor bunx
what about scooping cat poop?

what about scoop cat poop?
it is like a night of PBR
I should stop drinking
I'd be good and sober

haha im sorry i had too

"everyday poop poop poop, poop poop"
best line of all time