Dungeons & Dragons

[CRNDLSM]

Bird Bard (Aarakocra)

Ever since I left the nest
I'd never be allowed to rest
As every day'd be a new test
But in the end i know
The wind will carry me home.

From the start my life was hurled
Far out in this dangerous world
Great adventures thus unfurled
But in the end I know
The wind will carry me home

My task to write an epic tale
Music from a dragon's scale
Fight foes with friends and never fail
But in the end I know
The wind will carry us home

The heroes in the stories told
Worth more than mountains filled with gold
And if I make it til I'm old
In the end I know
The wind will carry me home



Vicious Mockery

When everyone in town has done a number on you're mother
And everyone around thinks you're dumber than your brother
And someone else is sleeping with your significant other
You're name is (insert name) That's you!

I'm unsure if I should call you a medic
But there's no cure for your aesthetic
How could anyone be so pathetic?
You're name is (insert name) that's you!

You're ugly as a mop, is that your bottom or top?
As a baby you were dropped, be yourself? Please stop
When all your best ideas will be a flop
You're name is (insert name) That's you!