I Might be a God

[Magpie]

I might be a God?
I joined twitter yesterday
so I could follow the news
about my football team.
I had to follow someone
and send a tweet.
I followed NUFC 
and sent a full stop.
I now have 12 followers.
I must be a God?

[Torkelburger]

Very good use of the envelope and antistasis repetition techniques. Very funny. Wonderful how the final use of the word "follow" was as a metaphor and set up the punchline which was a repeat of the first line. This is kind of brilliant. Very neat.