Fake News Never Reports on This Stuff

[Tiger the Lion]

Fake News Never Reports on This Stuff!

I was at the bathroom sink
and squeezing the shit
out of what I thought was a zit
at the top of my left arm.

Imagine my dismay when
rather than the usual
blood and puss,
a bloody microchip popped out
and tumbled down the drain!

And then it all played out again
( the sink, the zit, the chip, the drain)

Believe me,
I was doubly vexed!

[Mark A Becker]

Fake News Never Reports on This Stuff!

I was doubly vexed!

HA! I guess that makes me triply vexed.

[busker]

There’s a reason
why it’s Intel Inside.
For its intel
on your daily routine, who can tell
what Bill Gates and that Michael Dell
plan to do with it? CNN’s taught ye
gay libs are naughty
but otherwise perfectly normal beasts.
Being observed in your potty
likewise perfectly normal in the east.
They’re all lies.
Praise Trump, the wise.