Australia lockdown

[CRNDLSM]

I was just told that Australia is on lockdown and the military has to bring people food to their houses and people have to send pictures of their selves in their houses to the government.

[busker]

I was just told that Australia is on lockdown and the military has to bring people food to their houses and people have to send pictures of their selves in their houses to the government.

Not just that. The government doesn’t trust its human military, so they’ve enlisted big red kangaroos to hop across to people’s homes to check on them.
In a new terror tactic, the Labour govt in Victoria is sending Great White Sharks up the toilet to make sure that people are wearing masks whilst seated on the throne.

[rowens]

You people need to get rid of the monarchic system. It seems like a hundred years behind the times.

[CRNDLSM]

I was just told that Australia is on lockdown and the military has to bring people food to their houses and people have to send pictures of their selves in their houses to the government.

Not just that. The government doesn’t trust its human military, so they’ve enlisted big red kangaroos to hop across to people’s homes to check on them.
In a new terror tactic, the Labour govt in Victoria is sending Great White Sharks up the toilet to make sure that people are wearing masks whilst seated on the throne.

Be careful, I'm American and very impressionable

[rowens]

I thought Emily Jane Browning was the Queen of Australia. My mom and my aunt have been dueling over my land for 30 years. And they bother live in the next town over.
I think one of them is dead. But the war goes on.

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Bother was a spell check. And fitting.

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Today in news that sounds like it's from 'The Onion' but isnt

New Zealand Cops Arrest Men Entering Locked-Down City With ‘Large Amounts’ of Illicit KFC
OUT OF CLUCK

Jamie Ross
News Correspondent
Published Sep. 21, 2021 5:56AM ET

New Zealand Police/The Guardian
Two men have been arrested in New Zealand for allegedly attempting to bring a “large amount” of illicit KFC into Auckland, where a lockdown has forced all fast-food outlets to shut their doors. According to The Guardian, the men were attempting to speed away with a trunk full of chicken and coleslaw when they were pulled over by police. Cops said they found at least three buckets of chicken, 10 tubs of coleslaw, and a big stash of fries on the side. Police also found $100,000 in cash and a number of empty ounce bags. Cops posted a photo of the delicious evidence, and a spokesperson said: “The vehicle was searched and police located the cash, alongside empty ounce bags and a large amount of takeaways.” The Guardian reports that the men are expected in court for breaching COVID rules and could face prison for up to six months or a fine of up to $4,000.

[busker]

These men are under arrest for smuggling chicken and fries
Where’s the evidence?
Burrrppp….