Who Threw That?

[billy]

Who Threw That?

My lager was the colour of piss
but cooler than the air-con.
It also tasted like the colour of piss
though a supposition, I was sure.

Beads of moisture trickled down
leaving a puddle round the base.
Someone threw a beermat like a Frisbee,
it swerved and land in the wife's mouth

She went quiet and spat it out,
hasn't spoke to me since then.
Wish someone had done it on our wedding day
then I wouldn't have had to drink this piss
this last twenty two years.

[rowens]

I'm getting sick of nobody saying anything. It's been almost three days. . . . All I can say about this one is: It swerved and land in the wife's mouth. : Of course. . . . But I'm sure somebody found your grammatical liberty sexist.

[billy]

i'm sure that must be it. thanks for breaking the deadlock "D

[rowens]

Did anybody actually throw anything?

[billy]

yes, a beer mat