Bad Taste

[Wjames]

My parents had a barbecue the other day,
and I was wolfing down hot dogs
with great relish.

I slathered every speck of those slow roasted nine-inchers
with my mother's tangy sweet pickle sauce
before placing them in my father's lightly toasted sesame buns, 
and feasting like a starving hyena.

[ellajam]

Ha, relish.

[Wjames]

Thanks for reading, Ella, I've been writing jokes lately because I might try stand up. I made that relish pun, and knew it was too corny to work in and of itself, so I decided to turn it into a silly little poem.

[Namyh]

Wjames - I'm already salivating. Enjoyed. Namyh