Trumptoum

[just mercedes]

Trumptoum
 
I don’t even consider myself ambitious
Oprah would always be my first choice of VP
Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich
I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney
 
Oprah would always be my first choice of VP
You know wealthy people don’t like me
I have a Gucci store that’s worth more than Romney
This is a very good looking group of people here
 
You know wealthy people don’t like me
my IQ is one of the highest
This is a very good looking group of people here
I’ll ride it right into the White House
 
My IQ is one of the highest
Give them the old Trump bullshit
I’ll ride it right into the White House
They’ll settle so fast their heads will spin
 
Give them the old Trump bullshit
We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country
They’ll settle so fast their heads will spin
I don’t want to hurt people’s feelings
 
We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country
There has to be some kind of punishment
I don’t want to hurt people’s feelings
I will be so good with the military your head will spin
 
There has to be some kind of punishment
I feel like a great and very brave soldier
I will be so good with the military your head will spin
I made it too easily, to the point of boredom
 
I feel like a great and very brave soldier
If they had any real ability they wouldn’t be fighting me
I made it too easily, to the point of boredom
Everyone thinks I’m such a nice guy
 
If they had any real ability they wouldn’t be fighting me
With the proper woman you don’t need Viagra
Everyone thinks I’m such a nice guy
as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass
 
With the proper woman you don’t need Viagra
why give her negotiable assets
as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass
can you believe what I’m getting?
Why give her negotiable assets?
Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?
Can you believe what I’m getting,
I have a great relationship with the blacks
 
Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?
I will be the greatest job president God ever created
I have a great relationship with the blacks
I don’t know, maybe he doesn’t want that
 
I will be the greatest job president God ever created
If you have the money, having children is great
I don’t know, maybe he doesn’t want that
Mike Tyson was railroaded in this case
 
If you have the money, having children is great
Black entertainers love Donald Trump
Mike Tyson was railroaded in this case
You may get AIDS from kissing
 
Black entertainers love Donald Trump
I love Neil Young and he loves me
You may get AIDS from kissing
No, I’m not into anal
 
I love Neil Young and he loves me
I will make Mexico pay for that wall
No, I’m not into anal
This country is in big trouble
 
I will make Mexico pay for that wall
Part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich
This country is in big trouble
I don’t even consider myself ambitious



(found online in Donald Trump quotes)

[Achebe]

The odd thing is, he might as well have said it in that particular order

[RiverNotch]

Dang, you turned something that stinks like ass into something really, really beautiful! (or at least funny -- like watching a Nazi production of Gotterdammerung while drunk and kosher) I wish I were a publisher, so that I could pay you to have me print this.

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Speaking of which:

[Brownlie]

Repetition seems to match him or any other politician. He just kind of says stuff though.