A thank you meal

[just mercedes]

 
 
 
This is the bill that Jack paid.
 
This is the table I put on the bill that Jack paid.
 
This is the cloth that covered the table
I put on the bill that Jack paid.
 
This is new crockery set out on the cloth
that covered the table I put on the bill
that Jack paid.
 
These are new glasses
I placed by the plates of new crockery
set out on the cloth that covered the table
I putt on the bill that Jack paid.
 
This is the cutlery taking its place
near the new glasses I put by the plates
of new crockery set out on the cloth
that covered the table I put on the bill
that Jack paid.
 
This is the centre-piece
gracing the cutlery taking its place
near new glasses I put by plates
of new crockery set out on the cloth
that covered the table I put on the bill
that Jack paid.
 
This is hungry Jack seating himself
praising the centre-piece
gracing the cutlery
taking its place near new glasses
I placed by the plates of new crockery
set out on the cloth that covered the table
I put on the bill that Jack paid.
 
This is when I realized I’d forgotten to cook.


 

[Leanne]

Brilliant for its literal meaning, and as an analogy for the style-over-substance ethos that pervades today's world.

[dukealien]

As the Chicago cops say,

We got nuthin'.

[CRNDLSM]

But he already paid?!