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How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?

How does the moon clean the ice off its windshield?
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#21
12-05-2015, 03:09 PM
why don't deaf people go bungee jumping?

because they've never heard of it
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#22
12-05-2015, 06:24 PM
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in and one not to screw it in.
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#23
11-06-2016, 04:52 AM
Why do girls like to date Icarus.

because he is a down to earth guy.

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#24
11-06-2016, 07:28 AM
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

because they lactose Big Grin
The Soufflé isn’t the soufflé; the soufflé is the recipe. --Clara 
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#25
11-07-2016, 11:38 PM
    Why are trans-gender people so hung up on gender identity?

    Why are you?
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#26
11-09-2016, 10:53 PM
What do you call Santa's elves?  

subordinate Clauses
The Soufflé isn’t the soufflé; the soufflé is the recipe. --Clara 
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