Ode to The Right Degree

[Erthona]

Ode to The Right Degree
 
You know, I finally figured out
the reason I’m not rich, successful and famed.
I used to think it was because I wasn’t properly trained.
I always seemed to miss the next big thing.
I should of gotten an MBA, or CPA,
instead of this worthless BA.
Then the computer revolution
completely passed me by
and I thought maybe I should have gotten a CSI.
But now I realize what the problem is….
I should have gotten an MSU.
What’s an MSU, you ask?
(Glad you did)
Well it is none other than the  most valuable of degrees
any person can possess,
and the key to riches, fame. glory, and success.
It is, of course……..
A Master’s degree in Sucking Up.
To get it you first have to have
a BBN, which as most of you know
is a  Bachelor’s degree in the Browning of the Nose!
 
erthona
 
©2002

[dukealien]

Ode to The Right Degree
 
You know, I finally figured out
the reason I’m not rich, successful and famed.
I used to think it was because I wasn’t properly trained.
I always seemed to miss the next big thing.
I should of gotten an MBA, or CPA,
instead of this worthless BA.
Then the computer revolution
completely passed me by
and I thought maybe I should have gotten a CSI.
But now I realize what the problem is….
I should have gotten an MSU.
What’s an MSU, you ask?
(Glad you did)
Well it is none other than the  most valuable of degrees
any person can possess,
and the key to riches, fame. glory, and success.
It is, of course……..
A Master’s degree in Sucking Up.
To get it you first have to have
a BBN, which as most of you know
is a  Bachelor’s degree in the Browning of the Nose!
 
erthona
 
©2002

Oh!  How I can relate to that.  One particularly short Colonel was said (did I say that?) to favor hangers-on who carried a little bench upon which the Colonel could stand so as to faciitate the connection, as it were.  Such a hanger-on (did one actually exist) would surely qualify for his SuD.

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Though, in their defense, they're helping to curb global climate change*.

*Considering the carbon footprint (mainly due to manufacture and shipment) of pooh tickets (AusE)/ loo roles (BrE)/ ass wipe (AmE).


P.S. And you've not even the option of getting a Masters in Advertisement Copywriting (which has been shown to perk up any BA),
because it requires a nose so brown that it is frequently mistaken (along with its owner) for the source of its coloration.