I find the idea of Uber delivery dodgy

[Achebe]

I find the idea of Uber delivery dodgy

Now take this package with red wires sticking out of it,
a digital timer
ampoule of white powder
marked Bacillus anthracis
and tape it to your chassis,
then pull up slowly outside Parliament, in the end
we'll reward you handsomely, let there be no doubt of it.
Trust Kim (that’s what they call him,
fat Korean guy) – good luck and goodbye.
Ah - you’re taking off for the weekend to Lyon, eh?
No matter, I’ll ask Ms Michael Corleone.
She’s preggers, but now’s a good time as any to die – 
I mean drive. Brent for US$40/bbl makes you cry.
Ms Hanson agrees.
 
Bless you if you sneezed.
I see your hand raised as if to ask
if our laws are equal to the task
of Uber delivery, the footmen sans livery,
freedom from DHL and Australia Post,
(let's raise a toast).
But you ask "what of UAVs", eh?
Who assumes responsibility for them
if they fail to blow up - mea culpa - show up?
Trump thinks it’s Obama, it’s always Obama,
Or the Liberal Media, owned by the sons of Shem* –
it’s always them.
And Ms Hanson agrees.


~~ Written by the Grand Master of the Ku Klux Klan (klan name: 'Adolf, return my pyjamas' ),  Coonabarabran chapter 1 verse 2
*Could be the darkies too.

[Leanne]

This is the problem with Coonabarabran flakes. I don't know if you're talking about me or Pauline -- depending on which it is, the difference in the readings is quite significant

[Achebe]

This is the problem with Coonabarabran flakes.  I don't know if you're talking about me or Pauline -- depending on which it is, the difference in the readings is quite significant

:-) not a card carrying member of 'Hansons for Hanson', then. Poor Ms P.